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Apparently polar bears have been on my mind, as well as being captured because I am reading the new Ken Follett book World Without End. (Fantastic!)

Anyways, these imagination wanderings have led me to a culmative dream last night about camping with friends. A polar bear began stalking us, and eventually kidnapped the entire group. I have had dreams of being held captive by bears too many times to count, but this was unique because the bear took us to his pimped-out cabin and while we were planning our escape, he began forcing us to hook up with him. When he tried to get me to kiss him I refused because my boyfriend Sean was right there watching. The bear was very charming however, and was not easy to say no to (I mean he's a blood-thirsty bear).

The escape route we planned involved leaping off a cliff into an icy river and outrunning the bear the rest of the way. Tyler Gabert told me that we had to wait until the water was warmer, specifically two weeks. I was so scared because I didn't think I could avoid the bear's sexual advances that long and tried to get the bear drunk so he'd pass out and give us a headstart on our departure.

In the end we found a bus that was waiting across a marshy field. Following an intense chase by the lonely polar bear, the final member of our group, Rick Monserud, made it on the bus through the side window, and therefore everyone made it on the bus safely.

And the moral of the story is that I am a fantastic girlfreind to not submit to the temptation of a strong, charming, charismatic polar bear. :)